Later, after I'd loaded the vehicle with groceries and was returning the cart, I saw Justin again, sitting on his bike putting on his helmet, about 3 lanes away. I caught his eye and threw my arm up, giving a huge wave. He did a double-take, slowly raised his own hand and waved back, and then kind of leaned forward and squinted at me.
That's when I realized it wasn't Justin. Different coat. Shorter.
I let out kind of a crazy laugh, shook my head at myself, grinning sheepishly ear-to-ear, face beet-red, and hustled it back to Suzi at record speed. Poor guy is probably still wondering who the heck I am and how he knows me.
3 comments:
Haha funny! Love it! I did that today in fact. I thought it was my little brother (he got a new truck) and it wasn't!
Well I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one that happens to! I've also experienced the utter humiliation of seeing someone (usually a hot guy) waving at me, so I wave back, then I realize he was waving at the girl BEHIND me.
OK girls, what have you learned from this humiliating episode?
Here's my advice, if you don't want to quit "waving" at guys you think you konw.
Next time you wave to a guy then realize you have no idea who the hell this guy is, take a deep breath, go into sensual mode and smile, arch your boobs out and butt up, PLAYBOY style, then give your bestest MARILYN kiss (I'd suggest you practice so it becomes an automatic action). Then he'll be thinking "damn, I wish I knew who that was" instead of "who the hell is that?"
Always learn, girls. Every situation should be treated as a learning experience.
Hey, been there, done that and guess what? It works.
Hag.
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