10 Things you should never say to your PMSing wife...

Unless, of course, you LIKE sleeping on the couch.

• "Psssst, hey honey, wake up. I know its like 5am and you've been up with the baby 4 times already, but I'm late for work and I think the dumb cat peed on the floor downstairs. Bye!"
• "Wow, the neighbor has really lost weight! Those are some tight jeans she's wearing..."
• "Um, I don't know if you know this but, uh, your hair is, um, kind of a mess!"
• "So, when's supper?"
• "I think the baby has a stinky diaper."
• "Just so you know, when you parked last night, the front tire's up on the sidewalk."
• "Honey, I'm home....Oh. You're still in your pajamas?"
• "Psssst, hey babe, wake up. I think the baby is crying."
• "Geez, what's wrong with you today? Take a valium or something!"
• "Hey baby, c'mere, mmmm you smell good. Let's go to our room..."