Friday, November 20, 2009

Hats are great

This is what I asked for (the exact picture I brought in):



This is what I got:


Sometimes hairstylists really SUCK BALLS!!!
Editors Note: OMG, I just realized I am wearing a shirt that looks EXACTLY like Ellen's! Does this mean I'm a lesbian now?

3 comments:

Christine said...

PUHLEASE! It doesn't look like Ellen! You always look smokin Beau! (But your sense of humour is awesome...ha ha)

mama hagar said...

No, Christine, you haven't seen her hair(LOL) .. She looked just like Ellen on Friday night (doesn't help that she was wearing a white shirt with a black sweater) .. another LOL. BeauSaxon, trust me. I've hung out with lots of gals who swing both ways and I'd suggest that you enjoy the short hair, BeauSaxon, because it will grow back. Be a Stephanie (remember when her hair caught on fire) .. Go in and bleach it blond blond blond, almost white, then go to the loonie store and purchase lots of hair extensions, colors that match your personality or the clothing you're wearing. And DON'T let your hair lay flat. That's a lesbian thing (just like long toenails on guys scream homosexual) .. hey, seinfeld here, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Mummy.

Mom said...

A great thought, Sax.

Here's the reason you must meet us in Vegas midMarch.

Deanna and I will take you to Serge's Showgirls Hair Store so you can purchase a wig exactly like this gal's hairstyle. No more hairstylists. No more flubs. You feel in this mood, you wear the wig. Isn't that just the mostest and bestest solution?

In fact, encourage Chrissy to come also and it could be a rehash of her prewedding trip (only you gals are older and wiser now LOL). Leave the kids with grammas, aunts or great friends.

Mom.