Hothothot, entertain me Adam

So here we have Adam Lambert's video for his song "For Your Entertainment" from his new CD (which I will be getting for Christmas, right Amber? Right?!) and as you probably guessed, yes, I am completely obsessed with it. OB-SESSED.

I couldn't stand to wait until Christmas so I got the song from iTunes and its on about 24/7. My poor kids complained that they were "being tortured every day because of this obsession" but I just turned the song up louder, put my hand to my ear and mouthed, "Huh? What?" When Ardan dared to say he hated Adam Lambert, I let out this huge loud theatrical gasp, clutched my chest and exclaimed, "How dare you talk about your next father that way?!" You should have seen the eyes rolling from that one, haha.

So what do you think about the song and video? Do you have a dirty devious mind like I do and immediately understood the meaning behind the lyrics? I always knew, I just knew!, that Adam would be like this, that he would be into this. There was just a vibe I got, that dark powerful sexy goth vibe, that gave me a clue as to what he'd be like, shall we say?, behind closed doors. Still don't know what I'm talking about? All right, here's the lyrics from "For Your Entertainment"...

"So hot out the box, can we pick up the pace? Turn it up, heat it up, I need to be entertained. Push the limit, are you with it? Baby, don’t be afraid. I’m a hurt ‘ya real good, baby. Let’s go, it’s my show, baby, do what I say. Don’t trip off the glitz that I’m gonna display. I told ya I’m a hold ya down until you’re amazed, give it to you ’til your screaming my name.

No escaping when I start, once I’m in I own your heart. There’s no way you’ll ring the alarm. So hold on until it’s over.

Oooh, do you know what you got into? Can you handle what I’m 'bout to do? ‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you. I’m here for your entertainment. Oooh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet, a fallen angel swept ya off ya feet. Well I’m about to turn up the heat. I’m here for your entertainment.

It’s alright, you’ll be fine, baby, I’m in control. Take the pain, take the pleasure, I’m the master of both. Close your eyes, not your mind. Let me into your soul. I’m a work ya ’til your totally blown. No escaping when I start, once I’m in I own your heart. There’s no way you ring the alarm, so hold on until it’s over."

Oooooo baby, he can entertain me anyday. Too bad I'm lacking a vital appendage and a Y-chromosome. Although there was a definite bi vibe in the video, am I right? He probably had to do that to keep from offending some people (there was a male butt-grab in there though).

I was scrolling through the comments from the original youtube vid (that I embedded) and found this, its quite insightful and really makes you think:

"Lambert said "sexy is sexy." Feel the pleasure; feel the pain. Orientation does not change human response. Everyone feels the heat. He pushes many sexual buttons, thus becoming society's sexual Rorschach test. People are surprised by the fisson of their responses. Fixed ideas of sexuality are expressed as fear, outrage, even hate. More fluid notions of sexuality prompt confusion, attraction and infatuation. His performances are honest explorations for us to react to and react we do."

What do you think about this?

Anyway, this is taking way too long and I'm going through withdrawal. Need to listen to the song again, need to watch his sexy face.

PS. Did anyone see a Britney influence in the vid? The snake, the cane, the dancers' group-grope with him in the middle. Imagine a duet between those two?

Bdsm to the max, even his fingers are into bondage, ha.