Top 10 Men I'd cheat on my husband with (you know you would too!)

Ladies, try to contain yourselves. You are about to experience a total sensory overload and the, uh, stimulation might be too much. Just take deep breaths and if you need to leave the room for a quick break, remember to wipe that satisfied smirk off your face before your man sees it and starts to wonder.

You can thank me later.....

Brad Pitt, of course. All my highschool girlfriends' obsessions with him started with Legends of the Fall but for me, it was Fight Club. All that aggressive, sweaty, ripply muscled goodness... *faint* Not to mention him as Achilles in Troy, don't you just want to sink your teeth into those rock-hard thighs...

P.S. Ladies, look at him in this pic, just look at him, legs spread wide... He's totally calling my name, he wants me so bad. I'm coming Brad, I'm coming! (not in the literal sense, you sickos, although....)

Johnny Depp. The cheekbones that can cut glass, those dark soulful dreamy eyes, the silky hair, the perfect lips... For some reason, the fact that he always chooses off-beat characters to play makes him all the more hottttttt. Like in Sleepy Hollow, when he faints from fright, why do I love that so much? He puts the 'bod' in Ichabod.


Viggo Mortenson. He came to my attention playing the Devil in The Prophecy (all-time fave movie) but it wasn't until LOTR that he started playing the starring role in my nightly dreams. I could watch him battle Orks til the Hobbits come home. And in Return of the King, when he gently rejects that blonde hussy because he only wants Arwen, now that's a real man...

The Rock, otherwise known as Dwayne Johnson. I don't care what you say, the man can act. And he's funny! Did you see Be Cool (the sequel to Get Shorty), where he plays the gay hitman? Oh, and of course Rundown, with that Stiffler guy. My fave part of that movie was when him and Stiffler eat that fruit and they're hallucinating. I definitely have a few wrestling moves I could show him....

Triple H, now that's a whole lotta man! A bit veiny perhaps, but mmmm, that hair, the strong manly face, all those muscles, the lickable skin... *thud* Sorry, I just fell off my chair.

Oh, and you gotta love a man who's not afraid to wear skin-tight black leather man-panties with his name written on the crotch.

Gerard Butler in 300 (ignore those other 2 yahoos, this was the only pic I could find that showed his awesome thighs). I only think he's do-able in 300, he totally went back to scrawny after this movie. And that iconic scream, "This...is...Sparta!" Oh, and when he kicks that bad guy into the bottomless pit, so aggressive! Okay, now I'm starting to get tingly...

Hugh Jackman. Just look at the man! Wide sculpted chest, huge pecs, rippled abs, strong thighs, gawd even his calves drive me crazy. Add the wild-man sideburns and I'm a goner. Sorry, ladies, this one is MINE!

P.S. Look what a good daddy he is! Did you know he's married to an older woman and they've been together for like 15 years or something? I hope she knows how lucky she is!

James Franco. See, its not just all about the muscle-bound hunks. This is one pretty boy I could teach a few things...(lol) Something about the dark sultry eyes and the lean bod does it for me. I can't even say he's all that hot in any roles he's played, he's just got that special something. Can you think of anything he's been in besides Spiderman?

Christian Bale. Oh baby, look at that pic in all its slick soapy wonder (c'mon, just show us like six-to-eight inches more, in the southly direction! he he). His Supreme Hotness has it all -- dark brooding intensity, slightly sinister, extreme intelligence... I fell in love with him in Swing Kids ("Nooooooo, don't go to the dark side! Hitler's a jerk, what is wrong with you, Christian! Nooo...!"). Some of his roles have been, shall we say, a little creepy (American Psycho, anyone?) but you can't deny the man has got it goin' ON!

Anthony Kiedis. Ohgod, I've now officially hit overload status. This pic... can't...stop...staring! Oh, to be that sock! (I might have to take a break myself, lol.) Don't judge me, you know you feel the same. I searched endlessly for that pic of him from Under the Bridge, running, with long hair and bared chest (that's how he appears in my dreams) but as soon as I saw this pic, I was done. Actually, when I first met Tyler he looked just like Anthony in that video. Long dark hair, wicked back tattoo, tanned, ab-tastic... is it any wonder I jumped him after a month of being "just roommates"?

So there you have it, ladies, the Top 10 Men I'd cheat on my husband with. What do you think, am I missing anyone? Let me know in the comments who's on YOUR list...