Omg not another SMELL!!

Lately I've been noticing that there is a smell in the laundry room, and it is driving me nuts!! At first (thanks to my other smell experience) I thought it might be cat poop, so I ransacked the room, searched high and low -- no cat poop. Then I thought it could possibly be an old nasty wet towel that was slowly rotting to death somewhere in there. Tore through everything again - nothing. What the hell?!

So today I'm folding laundry down there, breathing through my mouth (which is just as bad because in science class one time, we learned that your taste buds play a huge part in smelling things; you're actually TASTING what you are smelling -- remember that next time your DH farts nearby). Then it hits me - OH MY FRIGGIN' GOD. Tyler had a huge stash of bait in the freezer and recently someone (not naming names but that person's name rhymes with Schmo) left the freezer door open a crack and everything in the door compartments thawed. And guess where all his bait was? Yep.

So when I remembered that, I yanked open the freezer to see if they were still in there -- no. Gone. And I have a SNEAKING suspicion that I know exactly where they are. In the trash can. In the laundry room. Right next to the dryer. Covered with layer upon layer of lint and used-up bounce sheets, but still exerting their evil power of decomposing, rotting STENCH all throughout the laundry room.

And I'll be DAMNED if I'm going to be the one who empties that trash can. Oh HELL no. But, as I told Tyler the other day (making sure the kids were close enough to hear), "Honey, you agreed when we had kids that the whole reason we wanted FOUR was because we needed slaves to do our every bidding." Muahahahahahahaha!!