Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Kenny is Awesome with a capital A



There was a Kenny vs Spenny episode a couple weeks ago, Who Can Piss Off More People, and it was probably one of the funniest ones I've seen yet (doesn't top the Who Can Wear A Dead Squid on Their Head the Longest episode, where Kenny spikes Spenny's juice with 4 hits of acid and makes him think its the effect of prolonged exposure to the squid's ink). I've put a clip on here of the episode (its part one, for parts two and three go to youtube) and it'll give you an idea of some of the stunts they were pulling to piss people off.

Spenny, being the decent guy he is, can't really think of anything to do that will majorly piss people off, so he gets a guy to give him tips. Goes out on the street wearing a sign saying "Women are stupid", that gets him lots of points. He unintentionally stops traffic when he double parks his car so he can get out and talk to some guys working, that gets him some points from the people in their cars.

But nothing, NOTHING, tops what Kenny does. He's a natural-born asshole so his ideas come naturally and they are awesome! He does a whole bunch of stuff, like swiping the stuff off the desks of the girls who work for the show, pisses off a whole baseball team by taunting them and ends up getting his ass kicked. Then he gets the totally awesome idea to "stall" his van in the middle of the busiest intersection in downtown Toronto, lifts up the hood and makes gestures like he doesn't know what to do, then just runs off, meanwhile the entire traffic has come to a standstill and people are going insane!!

Then he goes to a Toronto Blue Jays baseball game, they were playing Seattle I think, wearing the opposing teams colors, carrying a Go Seattle sign, sits in the bleachers with everyone else cheering on the Blue Jays and he stands up, booing the Blue Jays and cheering on Seattle. The Jumbotron (or whatever its called) pans to him, he starts acting the part of the major asshole, the entire stadium is booing him, THEN he goes after the Blue Jays mascot and starts beating him up. People are like literally wanting to kill him.

But then, THEN, he came up with the evilest (literally) idea ever: how to piss off the entire city of Toronto?? He hires one of those airplanes that pull advertisements behind them, gets it to do the rounds of the entire city for the whole day. People are calling in to radio stations, its on the news, everyone absolutely hates this guy. What did he put on there, you ask? "JESUS SUCKS!!"

Omg it was hilarious!!! You have to watch it, seriously. I LOVE this show!!

So this makes me ask, have any of YOU guys ever done something to intentionally piss someone off, and what was it? Let me know in the comments!!

P.S. I don't really count in this because I do stuff every day to intentionally piss off my hubby, like backtalk him, or make fun of him when he loses his keys or wallet, or even defend whoever or whatever he's currently ranting about. Why do I do this? Because I like getting him all riled up, then taking my punishment like the bad girl I am... heh. ;P

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey remember that time when you were angry with Tyler for something and he had spinich in his teeth, and instead of teling him, you took him out. When he finally realized that he had food in his teeth and you didn't tell him, he was pissed at you, ha ha ha ha. Curtis and I were just talking about that the other day. Weird

WildGirl said...

Holy crap, I did that? I can't believe I did that! Muahahaha... Poor Tyler, though. I'd be reeealllly mad if he did that to ME!

Like the time you told me I'd once stolen a case of beer from the drunken guy passed out in the hallway of their apartment complex. I was like, I did not do that! Oh wait... did I? What? No..."

Guess that little angel on my shoulder doesn't get her way ALL the time, eh?

WildGirl said...

YOUR apartment complex, I mean

Anonymous said...

I don't remember doing this because I was boozey but Mark told me I intentionally went up to a huge guy standing around with his dog at a bike rally and in a sing-song voice asked the fellow "what does a german shepherd and a harley davidson have in common?" then I did my loud yoodle whistle to get everyone's attention and replied "they both like riding in the back of a pickup truck"

Mark said this guy went absolutely crazy, yelled a big bellow and swearing he'd choke me, he chased me around until Mark intervened. Of course I was doing my cackling crazy laugh and was doing a taunting "run" (running, stopping, swerving) which made him even madder! What a little shit I was back then (like I've grown up now, right?) Your father was a quick thinker though and sweet talked this fellow into eventually thinking the joke was hilarious.

LESSON - always make sure you have an escape route planned out (in my case, Mark) and perhaps it would be wise to think about possible consequences before pulling the PO - I mean, how could I have known that he was standing by his dog because his bike was in the back of his pickup truck (now that alone is a great joke, right? LOL) but the fact that he was wearing colors should have given me reason to pause first.

WildGirl said...

Omg Mom that is too funny! You little shit! I can totally see you doing this, even nowadays. Well, now we know where I get it from! Hahaha...