Comedy & Tragedy

COMEDY: Getting up super-early to do the shower/hair/makeup thing so I looked good for Lena's awards ceremony this morning. The kindergarten newsletter said it was at 8:25am, which I thought sounded fishy as usually the awards are given out at the end of the day. But oh well, maybe because this was the first one they changed things around. Arrived bright and early at the school, walked down to her classroom, only to be told at the door by the teacher that the awards ceremony is actually October 5th. Doh!

COMEDY: Walking back to the vehicle with Ryder, we heard a funny loud scraping sound. I looked over and here, some woman in a minivan had ran over a pylon and it was stuck under her bumper. And she didn't realize it! I waved my arms to get her attention but I think it was the thirty kids pointing and laughing at her that really got through. Poor woman! She had to get out and really pull that thing out, it was stuck so hard. Of course, I'm giggling and all the kids are hysterical, "She ran over the pylon! Bahahaha!!" and the teachers are snickering. Soooo glad that wasn't me.

COMEDY: A teenager rode past on his bike and the loser had his shirt totally unbuttoned, exposing his oh-so-sexy thin hairless chest! And he just had that look in his eyes, like 'you want this'. It wasn't even warm enough to justify it, either. Oooo, thanks for the thrill Poindexter, I'll go home and change my panties now. What a nerd.

TRAGEDY: Driving home I spied a long-haired golden chihuahua walking by itself down the street. Poor thing must have been lost! When I pulled over to try to catch it, it just took off like a speeding bullet. This was over by the Ryder's Ridge area so I hope it goes right back to its family or they find it.

TRAGEDY: Approaching the four-way stop by the Community Center, I noticed something black on the road. As I got closer I could see it was a tiny black kitten! Dead, ran over obviously. I almost started to cry. Poor little thing!