Five Question Friday

1. Do you have an iPhone and, if so, how do you get apps and what are your favorites?

Nope, no iPhone for me as yet; just my perfectly-fine little purple Samsung.

2. What is your fondest memory of K-3rd grade?

I don't really have any 'fond' memories of those school years, but I do have some memorable ones. First grade: rolling around on the ground during recess and rolling right into a huge mud puddle, then having to wear mismatched, ugly clothes from the lost & found because Mom was at work and couldn't bring me new clothes; hiding under our desks during a crazy thunderstorm that sounded like it was right above the school; having to stay inside during all three recesses one day because a little girl had reported that a strange man tried to make her get in his van, then a whole bunch of police cars showed up. Second grade: I had a horrible crush on a blond boy named Robin and would chase him around at recess trying to kiss him, but one day I got into a fight with another girl who was also trying to kiss him (poor Robin! lol); staying in the hospital for two months because of my wonky back; squinting at the chalk board because it was blurry, knowing I needed glasses but scared to tell my parents or teacher because I didn't want to be called "four eyes". Third grade: getting busted for said squinting by the teacher, who alerted my parents, who then got me glasses; the teacher, Mrs Bridge, made me sit by Slow Stanley at lunch one day and a huge drop of sweat dripped off the tip of his nose onto his pizza, which he ate, and I was so disgusted and nauseous I got the dry heaves, Mrs Bridge was concerned and because I didn't want to admit the real reason for my heaves and hurt Stanley's feelings, I was sent to the sick room; Mrs Bridge telling the class that she only had one 'real' eye, the other was glass, because of a javelin accident during high school.

3. What makes you cringe at the thought of touching?

Spiders, especially hairy ones; blood, vomit and poop; that silky-slimy fabric material, don't know what its called; wet dog fur.

4. If you could have any celebrity show up on your doorstep who would it be and why?

Uh, duhhhhh, Adam Lambert of course. First I would ask him to sing Fever and Strut for me, then I would take a zillion pictures of the two of us, then I would ask him a ton of questions, then I would tie him down and make him... Oops, did I say that out loud?!?

5. What would you say is your best physical feature?
Legs I guess, or eyes. I like the shape of my mouth, too.