Why do these things only happen to me? It must be so that I can pass along my new found knowledge and save y'all the pain and agony of firsthand experience. So here it is...
DO NOT LOSE TRACK OF TIME WHEN YOU HAVE APPLIED DEPILATORY CREAM TO YOUR "MUSTACHE AREA"
That's all I'm saying.
The End.
2 comments:
OMG, been there done that PLUS you're 30 now so I totally get it! Wait until you have half a century under your belt and realize it's easier to tweek your upper lip under natural sunlight, in the middle of the parking lot outside Walmart and not giving a damn who sees you. When I loose my mind, and I will, you know I will, just remember that some of the embarrassing things I do I probably did when I was sane. Now, that's TMI.
Hag.
HAHA! You are hilarious. I totally get the 'under natural sunlight' thing. I was in the vehicle with the kids the other day, going to get groceries. Pulled down the visor to take a quick look in the mirror, and just the way the sun was shining, I yelled out, "Ohmygod, when did I get all these hairs on my chin!?!?" The kids were horrified and disgusted, as was I. Where was a pair of tweezers when I needed them? haha
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