So Mr Mike Rowe, you think hosting 'Dirty Jobs' is tough? Baby, you ain't seen the half of it until you've had to deal with the many dirty, nasty, disgusting, horrifying things that the housewife deals with on a daily basis! So this is my Top 10 list of all those jobs that horrify me on a personal level; though there's hundreds more, as you could ask any fellow housewife (or househubby, don't wanna discriminate! lol) and they'd agree. Such as cleaning out your child's school backpack and discovering moldy oranges, bags of rotted unidentifiable food, and sweaty stinky gym clothes that haven't seen the light of day for months. Am I right on that one, ladies? Ugh!TOP 10 DIRTIEST JOBS OF THE HOUSEWIFE (in no particular order)Emptying/Cleaning the Litter Box
Cleaning up Puke
Washing Filthy Walls
Cleaning the Oven
Diarrhea Diapers (and the Children Who Like to Remove Said Diapers and Smear the Contents Over Every Available Surface)
Cleaning Out the Fridge
The Children's Dirty Fingernails
Cobwebs
Clogged Toilets...
...and the resulting Over-flowed Clogged Toilet
Wet Moldy Laundry
AND THE HONORABLE MENTIONS GO TO...
Killing Spiders
Cleaning the Filth-Encrusted Microwave
Mowing the Lawn
Pee on the Toilet Seat/Base/Floor/Wall Behind Toilet
1 comment:
Beau...I was gagging as I read this. DISGUSTING. Maybe I should reconsider the kids thing while I still can!
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