Top 10 Dirtiest Jobs of the Housewife

So Mr Mike Rowe, you think hosting 'Dirty Jobs' is tough? Baby, you ain't seen the half of it until you've had to deal with the many dirty, nasty, disgusting, horrifying things that the housewife deals with on a daily basis! So this is my Top 10 list of all those jobs that horrify me on a personal level; though there's hundreds more, as you could ask any fellow housewife (or househubby, don't wanna discriminate! lol) and they'd agree. Such as cleaning out your child's school backpack and discovering moldy oranges, bags of rotted unidentifiable food, and sweaty stinky gym clothes that haven't seen the light of day for months. Am I right on that one, ladies? Ugh!

TOP 10 DIRTIEST JOBS OF THE HOUSEWIFE (in no particular order)

Emptying/Cleaning the Litter Box

Cleaning up Puke

Washing Filthy Walls

Cleaning the Oven

Diarrhea Diapers (and the Children Who Like to Remove Said Diapers and Smear the Contents Over Every Available Surface)

Cleaning Out the Fridge

The Children's Dirty Fingernails

Cobwebs

Clogged Toilets...

...and the resulting Over-flowed Clogged Toilet

Wet Moldy Laundry

AND THE HONORABLE MENTIONS GO TO...

Killing Spiders

Cleaning the Filth-Encrusted Microwave

Mowing the Lawn

Pee on the Toilet Seat/Base/Floor/Wall Behind Toilet