Lena's Crime Scene Sketch

Tyler had the day off today ('honey-do' list time, muahahaha) and was playing basketball with Lena in the hallway. We have two little nets put up on the linen closet door and a little tiny basketball. Ty and Lena were really getting into it, I could hear her hysterical laughter and squealing and loud bangs as Ty purposely lumbered around like an oaf, making clumsy plays for the ball. Ryder was out in the livingroom with me, and decided to check out what the fuss was about.

All of a sudden, there's crying and wailing and carrying on, from both kids. What happened was, Ryder must've gotten so hyped up and excited to "play" with them, that he charged at Lena, full-out, and rammed her so hard she careened into the wall and smacked her head on the corner of the wall. Her wails started up his (sympathy cryer? genuine remorse? can a baby feel remorse? anyway....) and both kids come running to mommy, needing hugs and kisses and mama-love.

After I got them both settled down, Lena stormed into the kitchen, muttering under her breath about how bad Ryder was. A few minutes later she brings me THIS, which she said she needed to "show her brothers who are at school right now what that mean brat Ryder did":

Its pretty self-explanatory, but the little scribbles up top are supposed to represent "all the crying".

(Oh, and also, the little "Hitler stache" under Lena's nose is NOT intentional, its a finger smudge from Ryder, who managed to get his little paws on Lena's paper, which almost started another war between them.)